With the growing number of Nirvana shirts that I see young people wearing, I’m eagerly waiting for the right fit. Kurt Cobain’s era-defining headband became popular because it was part of a movement that stood in stark contrast to the heavy metal hairbands and ’80s glamor rings represented by cocaine and Miami Vice.
The photos on Instagram are emotional and constantly touching, and the constant stream of influencers makes it look like they’re leading at least a few Gen Zers to openly revolt and wear some poppy clothes. disorder of my youth. Doc Martens, baggy jeans and a strapless shirt? Next, chain wallets and an overdose damn society.
If so, can I legally offer my first fashionable sacrificial lamb to be slaughtered? Laughing ball.
Everyone is doing it. Tom Brady and Kim Clijsters are latest to invest in a teamand they join Drew Brees, LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Kevin Love and Draymond Green as big-name athletes who have picked up a paddle and a cucumber ball (?).
If you have any traces of “PCU” in your body, it’s time to pour a pile of red meat into this vegan march. What is EDM, whatever kids are calling ecstasy these days, and Tom Brady if not a variation of hair metal, cocaine and Don Johnson?
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I think we’re on the right track about idol worship to care back into the other side of the pendulum, and it starts with glorified old man ping pong/tennis. Be respectful of the headbands you wear across your chest and stop being such a believer. I am 95% sure that “Rape me” – which is actually a against rape song told from a victim’s POV – will get Cobain canceled in 2022, and 45 percentI’m sure tween sports jerseys In Utero didn’t know that song existed.
Pickleball is not a new sport. I played it in my high school gym class, and I’m twice as old as a senior in high school. (Sorry, I tried to put it in a relative sense that makes me 36 years older. However, not exactly young.) Buncha lemmings see something in vogue, and now we have to Pretend to like sports? God damn it. Not quite tennis, not quite ping-pong – it’s weird enough to fool people with good impressions into thinking they’re interesting by being infatuated with it.
Pickleball is the next in a long line of social media fads like bun clowns trying to make something sag. When was the last time you saw someone sag? If you could easily connect a ladder between a few Elms, I’m sure a handful of pea brains would wobble to show their plasticity – and hopefully crack a vertebra or two in this progress.
If you told 18-year-old Sean that the Internet would lead to a phenomenon known as influencers, he would seriously consider removing accessible pornography to save the future from plight. there. There was an era when selling was condemned, not glorified. Bullshit products are only for scammers and scammers of the past.
Tell me, out of Brady, Brees, LeBron, KD, Draymond and Love, who is still in his prime? Doesn’t it all fail to catch the limelight in the same way that sweet and sour sauce sticks to your fingers? If you have a good reason why you want to be a guy who looks more like Dick Clark-ian than ever before, or athletes in their 30s who think having a glass of Syrah in their hand makes them deep. color, let me know. Brady is 45 years old and looks more like Ken than Ryan Gosling.
Stephen Colbert is hosting a celebrity rugby tournament for charity, and the guest list headed by Will Ferrell and Sugar Ray Leonard even suggests the sport has surpassed sharks.
I’m not trying to discourage exercise or charity. There are so many ways to make your workouts competitive, like there are countless ways to do some squats without posting about #legday or to stand out without vehicle approval. social media.
I will ask the internet if all their friends jump the bridge, do they too? But eating toxic Tide pods spread the virus, so I don’t know anything about the hype here.
Pickleball is not fun. Save yourself some money and future embarrassment. If you want to have fun with wooden paddles, join BDSM like a regular person.
