Next Thursday night’s presidential debatein there Joe Biden And Donald Trump face off for the first time since 2020, Jon Stewart broadcast live from Daily program desk. And the late night host didn’t mince words about gloomy picture is painted by the performance of both candidates.
When he saw the 78-year-old Trump and 81-year-old Biden take the stage, Stewart said he needed to “call a real estate agent in New Zealand.” Then he reviewed clips of the candidates’ biggest mistakes.
When Biden appeared to confuse saving Medicare with defeating it, Stewart turned to the camera with a blank expression. “Okay, high-pressure situation,” he began. “A lot of times you can confuse saving Medicare with defeating it. I’m sure that wasn’t the case over and over again during the debate, causing Democrats across the country to jump out of windows or silently vomit into the nearest recycling bin. Anyone can talk…talk. Many people took a break.” 25th Amendment face.” Stewart soon admitted, “I’m not a political expert, but while Biden was preparing at Camp David—for a week—did anyone mention that he would also appear on camera?”
His frustration increased when Biden raised the wrong question about overturning the policy Roe v. Wade, a law that later the president tweeted“If I get re-elected, I will restore it.” As Trump used the moment to his advantage, Stewart asked, “So what do we do now? Shoud I [Trump’s] car back to the White House tonight?”
But the Republican nominee was not safe from Stewart’s wrath. “Let us all be clear: Everything Donald Trump said in that clip is a lie,” he said after showing a montage of some of Trump’s claims. “It’s clear and complete. And we had a lot of time to do it. There’s more. It really makes you wonder: what RFK Jr. do it tonight?”
A defeated-looking Stewart concluded that after tonight’s debate, “both of these men should be using performance-enhancing drugs, as much as possible, as many times a day as their bodies allow.” permission.” He continued, “If performance-enhancing drugs can improve their mental clarity, problem-solving abilities – and in one of the candidates’ cases, improve their honesty, ethics and their malignant narcissism – then throw away the suppositories.”
At least, Stewart—the next person to live with Daily program after the September 10 debate rematch—adding, “if there really are no performance-enhancing drugs for these candidates, then I could certainly use some recreational drugs right now hour. Because this can’t be real life. It’s not possible. Damn it, we are America!”
