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Ten logical ways that Aaron Rodgers could decide his future
When I heard about Aaron Rodgers’ plan to voluntarily go into solitary confinement for 4 days to chart his future, I thought he was crazy. I mean, who does this? What a perverted, delusional, narcissistic, ayahuasca-devouring thing asshole do this? Hasn’t he seen a prison movie? The only things he wanted after a week in the pit were food, water, sunlight, and an appearance on the Pat McAfee Show.
So I thought I’d come up with some concrete ideas that would actually lead to a solution and end Rodgers’ obnoxious quest for a new organization (and attention).