I can’t even claim that I really know what Newsmax is, other than that it has a name that sounds like some sort of satirical show would come up with to masquerade as a right-wing group. Baboons throw a variety of poop at each other and the camera and the real truth get far more ridiculous than any tampering can cause. Greg Kelly sounds like a means of creating a jackwagon for said entity. Anyway, Mr. Kelly probably doesn’t know how deeply he got his hands on it with…
As you might have guessed, the internet is bigger and Twitterati is ready to refute him as such.
Also let me add:
Davis Ross makes ‘penis collision’ to celebrate
No pictures but almost certainly makes baseball at least gay: Robbie Ray’s Pants, Greg Maddux’s antics in the shower, large amount of slap on the buttonly one vase and a catchermany men eating hot dogs in the stands, foul poles, cup checks, number of times a player rests his club against a cup while adjusting his gloves, recent obsession with brighter footwear, etc.
But don’t worry Greg, it’s not as intense as football. Which I’m sure you’re fine with.
Matthew Tkachuk showed Canes what they were missing as I continued to eat all of it
Yesterday morning, we mapped out how the Carolina Hurricanes seem to follow the same scenario every time they end up smeared with dirt in the knockouts. They get the goalkeeper every timemainly because their system makes it easier for the goalkeepers to keep up with the pace while not creating the high danger chances associated with not having ONE DUDE.
In case they wonder what ONE DUDE looks like:
The Panthers’ trade for Tkachuk was just a move Canes never made. Well, they had to give up Jonathan Huberdeau – hardly a slouch – but they found that Tkachuk had something very rare. He can take a team to such heights. 21 points from 16 knockouts, four goals in the match, three of which were in extra time. Going to all the regions where the teams have specific plans to knock players out of the knockout round, driving the whole city crazy. If Canes wants to know why they’re going home in the Finals again, it’s because they don’t have one of these and haven’t put in a lot of effort to get it.
And yes, if you’re a dedicated reader, you know, and are probably salivating to know that I’m eating all sorts of shit this spring. At last, i wrote this. And now Paul Maurice is heading to the Stanley Cup Final with the eighth seed. Do I think Maurice is a fool? Sure, and I don’t think he has much to do with Sergei Bobrovsky actually earns his salary and Tkachuk becomes a supernova. At the same time, he got the Panthers playing hockey on the red line, not only with the strikers providing a dangerous pre-check but the defense also pushing up right behind them to try to pin the teams in. Obviously that wouldn’t have happened without Maurice, but he’s also rolling a seven here.
I also wrote this. And Eichel has been fantastic after this season, if not at Tkachuk level. He changed the series against the stars with this card When Ryan Suter stopped caring two minutes too early. He set up the opener in Game 3 and did that all spring. Maybe he’s always waiting for the knockouts to show his full potential, even if he eats it when the Knights were chasing a playoff spot last year. Well, maybe he is that person. He has been this spring at least.
Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes…
Follow Sam on Twitter @Felsgate to see how many things he makes mistakes all the time. It’s a lot, really.
