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I scoured Amazon for ridiculous travel pieces. I didn’t expect this


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The spice of life

I am a reasonably tolerant traveler.

Or maybe I just think I am.

more technically incorrect

I arrived at the airport early. I don’t need to lie down in the waiting room. I hope no one is uncomfortable sitting next to me, especially not a baby. And I hope the plane departs on time, arrives on time and the airline doesn’t lose my luggage.

In the meantime, I sat, read, and perhaps fell asleep. (Work? Are you serious?)

I tend not to use the on-board gadgets. A book made of paper, a sandwich tastes like it could be and I’m fine.

However, you probably need your gadgets more than that. You want them to soothe you, support you, and entertain you — even if it’s just a four-hour flight.

And that’s why I scoured Amazon to see if I could find something just right, utterly ridiculous to get you through with ease.

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Sometimes I like to walk around the Amazon. Why me recently asked the site about its weirdest tech gadgets and it’s as if Amazon doesn’t understand the question. Or rather, never heard the word freak before.

But oh my gosh, this time I found the utility for you.

It’s a snake that can cushion your neck and hold your iPhone.

Does that evoke renewed joy in your mind? No? Please let me try again. Imagine one of those neck pillows is about the length of your average python and has fingers at the end.

More precisely, a holder.

For this is Spice Of Life Portable Pillow – Gray | Multi-angle flexible device holder, Neck cushion, Micro-foam beads, Mobile stand, Device monitor mount, Travel accessories | Phones, Tablets, Smartphones, E-Readers.

Don’t love product names on Amazon? I do. Almost as much as I admire the product descriptions.

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How about this: “Users can customize support for neck, shoulders, and head while also using a mobile phone! Microbeads inside the pillow contour and contour the user’s neck to create maximum comfort.”

Because there’s no way you can use a neck pillow and hold your phone. Or perhaps put it on your small tray table.

You’ll wonder how this thing stays upright. The manufacturers explain: “Equipped with an internal structure that can be twisted, anyone can easily use and adjust this portable pillow. Its vertebra-like structure makes a ‘sound’. quiet ‘poop’ [when] Bend.”

As I let out a small pop when I witnessed this.

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While you’re considering all of that, let me consider someone next to me on an airplane pasting one of these things in front of them. And then quickly came back to ask me when the meal started.

I was so lucky to see this, I also heard from the manufacturer’s PR rep.

They served:

The 56″ long pillow is filled with micro beads and can be twisted and bent into a custom shape to support the neck, shoulders, waist and head used while watching your smart device! Time, play games, read anything hands-free the activity you are doing supported and comfortable!Popular with kids, teens, college students and adults Great for travel Holiday calendar Buy products in RED to be truly festive!

Buy it red so people can also see you from the other side of the plane. And look, it’s popular with everyone but babies.

I don’t know if this will be common in US airports in the coming days and months. I don’t know how many people will believe that this iPhone-clamped Anaconda is the perfect gift for the holidays.

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The only thing I know is that if you ever see me using one of these, please call the flight attendant, get me off the plane, and take me to a proper facility for inspection and recovery.

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