Look, the Super Bowl can’t be a celebration for both teams. Teasing is the powerhouse that powers at least half of the NFL’s astronomical viewership. Millions of fans every week hate watching sports scripted television, reality TV, and read hate our website – and we thank you for your eyeballs. (But Pleaseread through headlines before commenting).
After all, without the villain, the hero cannot appear. We wouldn’t want an idyllic world where fans showed up at Sunday’s Rihanna concert in Glendale, Arizona with only love in their hearts. But below the surface, we all just need something to fight back. Here’s a quick rundown of all the reasons to hate-watch Super Bowl LVII even if you don’t have a team or players to root for.
