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Former NBA star Shaq allegedly hiding to avoid FTX lawsuit


He'll have to come out of hiding to return to television, right?

He’ll have to come out of hiding to return to television, right?
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It’s not too shocking that athletes or celebrities in general don’t know much about anything they’re paid to promote. If the check is clear then they have to think as much. Nobody thinks Steve Martin drinks Pepsi in his spare time. Or Brie Larson driving a Nissan. Or Fred Astaire dancing around an afterlife earth demon, though he’s probably using it to clean his abode anywhere. Then again, none of those products are specifically designed to drain your money directly, but only indirectly. And you get something for that drain, even if it’s just diabetes and a funny looking car.

But FTX, and cryptocurrencies in general, are things that are meant to siphon off people’s money, which they did, until they disappeared into the scene as part of the mainstream. Yellow Submarine (you haven’t seen it, I know, but trust me, there’s a point in the movie where everyone ends up in the void). And there are some people who have lost a ton of money and are looking for someone to blame — I.D. to sueand a good target are people who have gone on TV or social media and told them to put their cash in a symbolic electrical sinkhole “This sure works!” sign next to it. That’s where Shaquille O’Neal finds herself at the moment.

And he seems the only one who can find himself.

While the other celebrities named in the lawsuit have been served, it seems they can’t find Shaq anywhere like him. decry. You wouldn’t think a 7-foot-2 heavy man…well, we’ll be nice and say, “enough,” maybe hide, but here we are.

Shaq started taking a break when TNT took a break from NBA coverage for the NCAA tournament, and they knew enough to know that Shaq didn’t do any research on the NBA so it’s unlikely he’ll know who’s playing where. before him in the university ranks. Basically, he’s on a hiatus. Shaq can stay in his bunker for a few more weeks. His bunker is definitely filled with umbrella drinks.

However, TNT will return to the NBA at the end of March, and it’s no secret that the studio is in Atlanta. One can only imagine the face Charles Barkley would make if Shaq were to be served on television, and I really never hoped for anything more than this.

But until then, we have a new Waldo. A Waldo would be easier to detect, but it could also be something that could be accompanied by a compound that no one would be able to penetrate. Those books would be a lot less common if it were just a picture of a big house with a security camera and him poking his head out from behind a stained window, although this is a valuable lesson. prices for kids everywhere for things they won’t have.

I want to buy this Tage Thompson ticket to drink

The Buffalo Sword are fading after the Eastern Conference’s knockout chase, but that doesn’t mean they can’t deliver some fun in the final few weeks of the season. They’ve been a season-long party so far, with a fireworks display they can produce and also surrender as head coach Don Granato sneers maniacally behind the bench as a The other four strikers were beaten on the ice.

They were able to make some back on Toronto Maple Leaf last night, coming back 2-0 to win 4-2 to make up for being completely beaten by the Leafs in a couple of games. Last week in Buffalo.

The equalizer came from This feeds from Tage Thompson to Alex Tuch, and to describe it as lethal as well as Monet-esque is probably not fair enough:

The finish is also impressive, as Tuch was able to finish it once as well as bring it to the top from within its cramped condition. But the pass is one of those ingenious tricks that you don’t even realize happened until it’s done. via. Like Ali’s Ghost Punch or the time when my dad was able to take off his coat and get all the bags out of airport security and still hide some of his marijuana from TSA agents not too far away. two steps. Great, but only then when you appreciate what really happened.

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