Chess world has theory on supposed cheating scandal: Anal beads
More than a week has passed since 19-year-old chess prodigy Hans Niemann shocked the world at the Sinquefield Cup in St. Louis, taking down the world’s most overrated chess player, Magnus Carlsen, 31. Here’s a brief recap of the game. radioactive dust:
- Carlsen withdrew from the rest of the tournament, which he rarely did without good reason.
- Carlsen tweeted a 2020 clip of former Tottenham manager José Mourinho alluding to Niemann cheating in their match.
- Other chess masters came to Carlsen’s defense, analyzed the game and came to the conclusion that foul play was possible.
- Tournament officials checked Niemann for devices on him at the tournament the next day. Nothing was found
The question “how?” in everyone’s mind. How do you cheat in live chess? Wouldn’t it be clear? Several theories have been put up all over the internet. Most involved an electronic system underneath Niemann’s clothes that relayed messages from a chess set through vibrations and buttons that provided Niemann with the best move to counter each of his moves. Carlsen. But where would he put such a device? His shoes? His pants?
How about his ball knot?
The joke started as a Reddit thread by user u/nicbentulan, which was later deleted by the moderators of r/chess sub. What u/nicbentulan admits is that Carlsen used anal vibration seed as a means of getting the best moves for him for years. And that’s how Carlsen got to the top, and that’s how Carlsen knew Niemann was cheating, because apparently Carlsen used the same tactic for years.
This was clearly a joke, the hardcore HA-HA of the chess community, but after some streamers started playing along with the joke, keeping a little alive, the chess community started to run after it, and the hypothesis that Niemann may have used anal vibrating beads as a cheating mechanism has begun to evaporate.
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Streamer trong video trên rõ ràng đang nói đùa, nhưng liệu lý thuyết này đang được đề xuất một cách trớ trêu hay trớ trêu lại khác nhau ở mỗi người. Rốt cuộc, video The fact that Niemann was examined by league representatives at the Sinquefield Cup following his cheating allegations makes it clear that league officials never bothered to check Niemann’s derriere match. What better place to hide a cheat device in a place that no one wants to look at? That’s genius! We should expect nothing less from a chess grandmaster.
Despite the original stance of the Reddit post, some media outlets have adopted the theory, considering it a real possibility.
To be frank, it’s ridiculous. I know cheaters will do whatever it takes, but is this really so bad that some people want to win? Are some people really willing to put beads on their anal cavity to capture their opponent’s queen faster and utter the word “rival” earlier than four moves they could before? I mean, Niemann is 19 years old – prime test age – but still very skeptical.
Whether Niemann actually cheated has not been definitively determined. However, it’s hard to refute every other grandmaster’s accusations about Niemann. Niemann was quick to insist that nothing surprising happened in his match against Carlsen, and even called several grandmasters to hint that he might have cheated.
The court of public opinion seems to be against Niemann, and until there is solid evidence that Niemann is not in fact cheating, there will be thousands of chess enthusiasts wondering if he plays chess with some good players. world’s best or not beads vibrating his asshole. I can’t think of many worse scenarios that would have happened.
Either way, this theory is butt–inine. Good night everybody!